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Unless You're A Dog Please Get Away From Me Tee

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Introducing the perfect t-shirt for all the introverted dog lovers out there - the Unless You're A Dog Please Get Away From Me tee! This shirt is not only hilarious. but it's also a great way to let people know that you're not in the mood for small talk. Whether you're at a party or just running errands. this shirt is sure to make a statement and keep unwanted conversations at bay.

Imagine walking down the street with your furry best friend by your side. wearing your Unless You're A Dog Please Get Away From Me tee. Suddenly. a stranger approaches you and starts making small talk. But before they can even finish their sentence. your dog barks and jumps up. causing the stranger to back away in fear. You simply smile and nod. knowing that your trusty t-shirt has once again saved you from an awkward conversation. With this shirt. you can finally embrace your inner introvert and let your dog do the talking for you.

Size guide

United States (inches)

 XSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
L272829303132333435
W16 ½1820222426283031

Rest of world (cm)

 XSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
L697174767981848689
W424651566166717679

Features

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. (Heather colors contain polyester.)
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Pre-shrunk fabric

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